Wizard Fuel Duel: I fill your pants with bees!
A new, two-player competitive TTRPG about casting absurd spells to drain the fuel of a rival wizard. Throw flaming frogs. Levitate tables. Drain their fuel!
I fill your pants with bees!
You and your opponent are rival wizards. Battle for supremacy by using your wizard fuel to cast spells and drain the fuel of your rival. Less fuel means fewer options for spells, so you’ll need to be creative.
Wizard Fuel Duel is a two-player, head-to-head game about casting absurd spells to drain the fuel of your opponent. It plays in about 10-20 minutes and only requires three six-sided dice (3d6) and a deck of cards.
Each round you roll three dice and assign one to Action, one to Essence, and one to Target. When combined, they create the spell that you’ll be using against your rival: Drain Energy, Infuse Object, Ignite Animal, and so on. Then you’ll describe how the spell actually works against the other wizard. Remove heat and freeze their head in a block of ice. Infuse and fill their pants with poison or bees (or both).
It’s a quick, silly game that fits on a single A4-sized page front and back. Free community copies are available! Scroll down on the game page to claim one.
Line art is by Evlyn Moreau. Color is by me.
Join the One-page RPG Jam
Wizard Fuel Duel was created for the One-Page RPG Jam 2026 hosted by Unknown Dungeon. This is my second submission this year! Check out The Walden Paradox to see my first one.
The jam encourages participants to get creative by imposing a tight constraint: the game must fit on a single sheet of paper. I’ve found the concept so intriguing that I’ve published a guide on how to Make Your Own One-Page RPG.
This year’s jam runs from July 12, 2026 to August 16, 2026, so there’s still time to join!
- E.P. 💀
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